Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 1
I told my family I wanted to be cremated, and they made me a toast.
Here lies a man who was afraid of death… until he realized it had a better sense of humor than he did.
I’m just resting my eyes… forever.
Don’t worry, I’m just out for a long walk.
I guess my time was up, but I was just getting started!
Gone to the other side… with better Wi-Fi.
I finally found the exit!
This is my last grave mistake.
I came, I saw, I conked out.
The parking’s free here; what a deal!
Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 2
Pardon the inconvenience, but I’m taking an extended vacation.
May I take a moment to rest my bones?
If you can read this, it’s too late!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I died…
This tombstone should come with a warning: Hot stuff inside!
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that last slice of pizza.
At least the rent here is cheaper.
I’m just a witness for the defense now.
I always wanted to sleep under the stars!
I’m out of my shell; it’s about time!
Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 3
Death: the ultimate sleepover.
RIP: Resting in Pizza.
The end of the line… for now.
Waiting for my next life, could take a while.
Caution: Dead inside, but still joking.
Here lies a lover of puns; guess I really took it too far!
Living life with a smile, even in the afterlife.
I might be dead, but I’m not done making you laugh!
Well, this is awkward… I forgot my keys.
Sign here if you want to join me!
Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 4
Taking social distancing to the next level.
If I only had a nickel for every time I said I was dying!
Resting, but never forgotten.
This was my final act… encore?
Don’t cry for me; I’m just a little ‘overcast’.
Why did I even bother with ‘taking a break’?
He was a big hit… until he didn’t show up!
Digging myself into a deeper hole was never the plan!
Gone fishin’—hope to catch my dreams!
I’ve reached return of investment on my sleep!
Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 5
One last laugh before signing off!
I escapted heaven; it was overrated!
I guess I’ll be taking the long way home.
Just passing through; don’t mind me!
I’ve got all the time in the world… literally!
