Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget

Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 1

I told my family I wanted to be cremated, and they made me a toast.

Here lies a man who was afraid of death… until he realized it had a better sense of humor than he did.

I’m just resting my eyes… forever.

Don’t worry, I’m just out for a long walk.

I guess my time was up, but I was just getting started!

Gone to the other side… with better Wi-Fi.

I finally found the exit!

This is my last grave mistake.

I came, I saw, I conked out.

The parking’s free here; what a deal!

Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 2

Pardon the inconvenience, but I’m taking an extended vacation.

May I take a moment to rest my bones?

If you can read this, it’s too late!

I wish I had a dollar for every time I died…

This tombstone should come with a warning: Hot stuff inside!

I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that last slice of pizza.

At least the rent here is cheaper.

I’m just a witness for the defense now.

I always wanted to sleep under the stars!

I’m out of my shell; it’s about time!

Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 3

Death: the ultimate sleepover.

RIP: Resting in Pizza.

The end of the line… for now.

Waiting for my next life, could take a while.

Caution: Dead inside, but still joking.

Here lies a lover of puns; guess I really took it too far!

Living life with a smile, even in the afterlife.

I might be dead, but I’m not done making you laugh!

Well, this is awkward… I forgot my keys.

Sign here if you want to join me!

Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 4

Taking social distancing to the next level.

If I only had a nickel for every time I said I was dying!

Resting, but never forgotten.

This was my final act… encore?

Don’t cry for me; I’m just a little ‘overcast’.

Why did I even bother with ‘taking a break’?

He was a big hit… until he didn’t show up!

Digging myself into a deeper hole was never the plan!

Gone fishin’—hope to catch my dreams!

I’ve reached return of investment on my sleep!

Laughing in the Face of Death – Hilarious Tombstone Sayings You Won’t Forget part 5

One last laugh before signing off!

I escapted heaven; it was overrated!

I guess I’ll be taking the long way home.

Just passing through; don’t mind me!

I’ve got all the time in the world… literally!