Laughing Through The Cap and Gown – Hilarious Graduation Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day part 1
I can’t believe they let us graduate without a refund on tuition!
Is this the part where we finally get to smell the freedom?
I came, I saw, I graduated… and now I’m ready for a nap!
Now that I’m graduated, I’m like a diploma: worthless outside of this frame!
Just because I’m done with school, doesn’t mean I’m done with naps!
My brain has too many tabs open right now… can someone close them for me?
Graduation: when you realize you have to adult, and that sounds terrifying!
Education is important, but big biceps are importanter… I’m still working on both!
Dear future, I’m ready for you! But can we reschedule to next week?
I finally found the finish line! Oh wait, it’s just the start of student loans!
Laughing Through The Cap and Gown – Hilarious Graduation Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day part 2
What’s the difference between me and a graduation cap? The cap has a point!
They say good things come to those who wait; I’m here for my pizza!
I can’t wait to surprise my diploma with an unexpected plot twist: no job!
I’m not a student anymore; I’m a professional at binge-watching Netflix!
I really hope my diploma comes with a user manual for adult life!
So, when do we get the ‘how to not panic’ class?
I’m like a diploma: framed and ready for decoration, but still empty inside!
I graduated and all I got was this silly cap and a lifetime of debt!
If you can read this, congratulations! You’re just as confused as I am!
I’m like a USB drive: full of knowledge, but always losing connection!
Laughing Through The Cap and Gown – Hilarious Graduation Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day part 3
I’ve peaked! Now what? Can I go back to my snack phase?
Finally, I’ve got the diploma! Now can someone hand me a pizza?
I’ve learned to solve problems; too bad adulting is not one of them!
The tassel was worth the hassle… but so was the pizza party!
Graduated! Now back to my original plan: becoming a professional napper!
I’d like to thank Google for helping me get through my degree!
I didn’t choose the graduation life; the graduation life chose me!
Time to put my new skills to use: I can now perfectly plan my naps!
The best part of graduating? The all-you-can-eat buffet of freedom!
I’m 100% graduated, 90% confused, and 50% ready for reality!
Laughing Through The Cap and Gown – Hilarious Graduation Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day part 4
They say when one door closes, another one opens… Can I have the one to the snack room?
I’ve graduated! Someone fetch me a trophy… or at least some fries!
Just graduated! Now accepting applications for my couch potato society!
I thought graduation would come with a sense of achievement; I just feel hungry!
My favorite major? Majorly confused about what to do next!
I may be graduated, but that doesn’t mean I’m not still a student of life… and snacks!
Here’s to all my late-night study sessions, caffeine addictions, and ‘what was I thinking’ moments!
Did I just graduate or did I walk into the wrong graduation ceremony?
Can someone explain to me how ‘adulting’ is different from ‘winging it’?
My future is as bright as my cap and gown—mostly just shiny!
Laughing Through The Cap and Gown – Hilarious Graduation Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day part 5
I finally have a degree! Now, how do I use it to become a dog influencer?
Graduation: the only time you can throw your cap in the air and hope for the best!
Watching my friends graduate was great; too bad I wasn’t one of them!
I’d like to thank my phone for all the late-night googling that got me here!
Graduated? Check! Now can I get a ‘caution, still learning’ sign?
