I can’t believe they let us graduate without a refund on tuition!
Is this the part where we finally get to smell the freedom?
I came, I saw, I graduated and now Im ready for a nap!
Now that Im graduated, Im like a diploma: worthless outside of this frame!
Just because Im done with school, doesnt mean Im done with naps!
My brain has too many tabs open right now can someone close them for me?
Graduation: when you realize you have to adult, and that sounds terrifying!
Education is important, but big biceps are importanter Im still working on both!
Dear future, Im ready for you! But can we reschedule to next week?
I finally found the finish line! Oh wait, its just the start of student loans!
Whats the difference between me and a graduation cap? The cap has a point!
They say good things come to those who wait; Im here for my pizza!
I cant wait to surprise my diploma with an unexpected plot twist: no job!
Im not a student anymore; Im a professional at binge-watching Netflix!
I really hope my diploma comes with a user manual for adult life!
So, when do we get the how to not panic class?
Im like a diploma: framed and ready for decoration, but still empty inside!
I graduated and all I got was this silly cap and a lifetime of debt!
If you can read this, congratulations! Youre just as confused as I am!
Im like a USB drive: full of knowledge, but always losing connection!
Ive peaked! Now what? Can I go back to my snack phase?
Finally, Ive got the diploma! Now can someone hand me a pizza?
Ive learned to solve problems; too bad adulting is not one of them!
The tassel was worth the hassle but so was the pizza party!
Graduated! Now back to my original plan: becoming a professional napper!
Id like to thank Google for helping me get through my degree!
I didnt choose the graduation life; the graduation life chose me!
Time to put my new skills to use: I can now perfectly plan my naps!
The best part of graduating? The all-you-can-eat buffet of freedom!
Im 100% graduated, 90% confused, and 50% ready for reality!
They say when one door closes, another one opens Can I have the one to the snack room?
Ive graduated! Someone fetch me a trophy or at least some fries!
Just graduated! Now accepting applications for my couch potato society!
I thought graduation would come with a sense of achievement; I just feel hungry!
My favorite major? Majorly confused about what to do next!
I may be graduated, but that doesnt mean Im not still a student of life and snacks!
Heres to all my late-night study sessions, caffeine addictions, and what was I thinking moments!
Did I just graduate or did I walk into the wrong graduation ceremony?
Can someone explain to me how adulting is different from winging it?
My future is as bright as my cap and gownmostly just shiny!
I finally have a degree! Now, how do I use it to become a dog influencer?
Graduation: the only time you can throw your cap in the air and hope for the best!
Watching my friends graduate was great; too bad I wasnt one of them!
Id like to thank my phone for all the late-night googling that got me here!
Graduated? Check! Now can I get a caution, still learning sign?
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