Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 1
I don’t chase dreams, I drive them with a full tank of coffee.
Real friends don’t ask for food, they just take it.
My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my other personality.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop crashing!
I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 2
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a kid again!
If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me; I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.
They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
I don’t have a bucket list, but my to-do list is a list of things I’ll never do.
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up. I want you back!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 3
I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention!
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
You can’t make everybody happy; you’re not a pizza.
I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I’m on a see-food diet—I see food, and I eat it!
When nothing goes right, go left.
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.
Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 4
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
I told my diet to take a hike; it didn’t listen.
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Yesterday, I did nothing, and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.
If you think I’m a mess now, wait until you see me on a Monday.
I’m not short; I’m just more down to earth than most people.
Running late is my cardio.
Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 5
I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
I’m on a roll—mostly dough, but a roll nonetheless.
Sweatpants are all that fit me right now.
I wish I were a unicorn, so I could be rare and fabulous.
I don’t mess around; I’m a serious procrastinator.
