Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle

Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 1

I don’t chase dreams, I drive them with a full tank of coffee.

Real friends don’t ask for food, they just take it.

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my other personality.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop crashing!

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 2

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a kid again!

If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me; I’ll be happy to do it for you.

I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

I don’t have a bucket list, but my to-do list is a list of things I’ll never do.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up. I want you back!

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 3

I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention!

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

You can’t make everybody happy; you’re not a pizza.

I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I’m on a see-food diet—I see food, and I eat it!

When nothing goes right, go left.

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 4

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

I told my diet to take a hike; it didn’t listen.

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Yesterday, I did nothing, and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.

If you think I’m a mess now, wait until you see me on a Monday.

I’m not short; I’m just more down to earth than most people.

Running late is my cardio.

Laughing Through the Streets – Hilarious Hood Quotes That Will Make You Chuckle part 5

I need six months of vacation, twice a year.

I’m on a roll—mostly dough, but a roll nonetheless.

Sweatpants are all that fit me right now.

I wish I were a unicorn, so I could be rare and fabulous.

I don’t mess around; I’m a serious procrastinator.