May the Laughs Be With You – Hilarious Quotes from Star Wars part 1
I find your lack of coffee disturbing.
May the Force be with you… unless you owe me money.
Do or do not, there is no try… except with pizza.
I’m not just a Jedi; I’m also a master of procrastination.
In my experience, there is no such thing as an un-funny Sith.
When someone says ‘It’s a trap!’, I just think they’re out of snacks.
The dark side has cookies, but the light side has better Wi-Fi.
If I had a credit for every time I encountered a Wookiee, I would be rich.
I don’t care how the Force works, as long as it gets me a nap.
Yoda says size matters not; I say try fitting into my jeans!
May the Laughs Be With You – Hilarious Quotes from Star Wars part 2
I can’t believe it’s not lightsaber butter!
Sith happen, but Jedi just Jedi.
Hello, I am your father’s cousin’s son’s ex-wife.
Stormtroopers could use lessons in aim… or maybe just play darts instead.
The only thing cooler than a lightsaber is a lightsaber with a coffee holder.
If there’s a Sith Lord around, I need more than just a Jedi mind trick.
Jedi training: 25% skills, 75% hoping you don’t trip over your robe.
Why did Anakin cross the road? To become the other side!
May your Wi-Fi be as strong as a Sith’s grip on a lightsaber.
Sith: always sharpening their edges and their cynicism.
May the Laughs Be With You – Hilarious Quotes from Star Wars part 3
The Force is like a remote control… it will only work if you actually use it.
In my galaxy, we don’t need a Jedi to tell us how to eat pizza!
I find your lack of snacks disturbing!
I was a Jedi in a past life; in this life, I’m just really good at naps.
R2-D2 is just a glorified Bluetooth speaker.
Yoda would have made a great life coach—if he could get the words out.
Why doesn’t Darth Vader ever get lost? He knows the ‘Force’!
My favorite Star Wars character? The one with all the best snacks!
Is it ‘Jedi’ with a capital J, or should I just call them ‘the folks with lightsabers’?
I find your lack of coffee betters my morning.
May the Laughs Be With You – Hilarious Quotes from Star Wars part 4
Do stormtroopers actually have a license to drive? Because I’m not convinced.
Lightsabers: the ultimate tool for slicing through life’s problems.
If Yoda can speak backwards, I can surely comment on your cooking!
When life gives you a Star Destroyer, make sure you have a good pilot!
C-3PO’s sarcasm level: expert.
I need to channel my inner Wookiee… for the next family cookout.
Sith can have their lightsabers, I prefer snack sabers!
Can someone tell Chewbacca I’ve misplaced my car keys?
My favorite approach to the Force: avoid unnecessary drama.
I’ve never seen a Jedi hangry… until today!
May the Laughs Be With You – Hilarious Quotes from Star Wars part 5
Why do Jedi love Nature? Because it’s the Force of the wild!
Droids may have logic, but I have sarcasm!
My force power is making terrible jokes!
In a galaxy far, far away, my snack cabinet is my throne.
Wanna know the Jedi mind trick? It’s just really good at negotiation!
