I find your lack of coffee disturbing.
May the Force be with you… unless you owe me money.
Do or do not, there is no try… except with pizza.
Im not just a Jedi; Im also a master of procrastination.
In my experience, there is no such thing as an un-funny Sith.
When someone says ‘Its a trap!’, I just think theyre out of snacks.
The dark side has cookies, but the light side has better Wi-Fi.
If I had a credit for every time I encountered a Wookiee, I would be rich.
I don’t care how the Force works, as long as it gets me a nap.
Yoda says size matters not; I say try fitting into my jeans!
I can’t believe it’s not lightsaber butter!
Sith happen, but Jedi just Jedi.
Hello, I am your fathers cousins sons ex-wife.
Stormtroopers could use lessons in aim… or maybe just play darts instead.
The only thing cooler than a lightsaber is a lightsaber with a coffee holder.
If theres a Sith Lord around, I need more than just a Jedi mind trick.
Jedi training: 25% skills, 75% hoping you dont trip over your robe.
Why did Anakin cross the road? To become the other side!
May your Wi-Fi be as strong as a Siths grip on a lightsaber.
Sith: always sharpening their edges and their cynicism.
The Force is like a remote control… it will only work if you actually use it.
In my galaxy, we don’t need a Jedi to tell us how to eat pizza!
I find your lack of snacks disturbing!
I was a Jedi in a past life; in this life, I’m just really good at naps.
R2-D2 is just a glorified Bluetooth speaker.
Yoda would have made a great life coachif he could get the words out.
Why doesnt Darth Vader ever get lost? He knows the Force!
My favorite Star Wars character? The one with all the best snacks!
Is it ‘Jedi’ with a capital J, or should I just call them ‘the folks with lightsabers’?
I find your lack of coffee betters my morning.
Do stormtroopers actually have a license to drive? Because Im not convinced.
Lightsabers: the ultimate tool for slicing through lifes problems.
If Yoda can speak backwards, I can surely comment on your cooking!
When life gives you a Star Destroyer, make sure you have a good pilot!
C-3PO’s sarcasm level: expert.
I need to channel my inner Wookiee for the next family cookout.
Sith can have their lightsabers, I prefer snack sabers!
Can someone tell Chewbacca Ive misplaced my car keys?
My favorite approach to the Force: avoid unnecessary drama.
Ive never seen a Jedi hangry until today!
Why do Jedi love Nature? Because its the Force of the wild!
Droids may have logic, but I have sarcasm!
My force power is making terrible jokes!
In a galaxy far, far away, my snack cabinet is my throne.
Wanna know the Jedi mind trick? Its just really good at negotiation!
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