Im not even supposed to be here today!
The customer is always right, except when they’re wrong.
Im not a product of my environment; I am the product of my choices.
Sometimes I wish I could be a better customer.
You know what they say about people in glass houses… they shouldnt throw stones.
I don’t do coffee. I do black.
That’s a whole lot of not my problem.
You can’t sell cigars to a vegan.
Every day is just a Tuesday waiting for a Friday.
I got a quarter. Lets make some poor life choices.
Clerks: where dreams go to take a nap.
Why use a paper bag when life is already in a mess?
Youll never know true chaos until you work retail.
Ive got aspirations to do nothing with my life.
Life is not a choose your own adventure bookbecause youre stuck here.
Just because youre breathing doesnt mean youre alive.
At this point, Im just here for the paycheck.
If I had a dollar for every time I worked on a Saturday Id still be broke.
The only thing worse than a bad customer is a bad coworker.
The art of patience is watching the clock.
Service with a smile or a sigh.
To sell or not to sell, that is the question.
Why does it always feel like Im living in a sitcom?
Heres a tip: dont be a jerk.
Retail therapy? More like retail trauma.
I survived another day in paradise… retail paradise.
Welcome to the circuswhere I’m the reluctant performer.
My dream job? Not this one.
In retail, every day is a new episode of ‘Customer Wars.’
You can lead a customer to the product, but you cant make them buy.
Life in retail is like a rollercoasterfilled with ups, downs, and occasional nausea.
If I had a nickel for every dumb question Id be rich by now.
We dont sell hope; we sell products.
Every cashier has a secret wish to just escape.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
My life is a never-ending loop of stock and restock.
Retail: where you practice your acting skills daily.
If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge an angry customer.
Todays forecast: 100% chance of complaints.
Am I working or am I living in a sitcom? ‘Definitely both!’
If I had a superpower, it would be invisibility during work hours.
I sell dreams, but mostly I sell regrets.
The line between customer service and babysitting is very thin.
Only in retail can you experience true madness before your coffee kicks in.
Why work hard when you can work smart? Oh, wait, I dont have that option.
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