Memorable Quotes from Clerks – A Dive into Dialogue

Memorable Quotes from Clerks – A Dive into Dialogue part 1

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

The customer is always right, except when they’re wrong.

I’m not a product of my environment; I am the product of my choices.

Sometimes I wish I could be a better customer.

You know what they say about people in glass houses… they shouldn’t throw stones.

I don’t do coffee. I do black.

That’s a whole lot of not my problem.

You can’t sell cigars to a vegan.

Every day is just a Tuesday waiting for a Friday.

I got a quarter. Let’s make some poor life choices.

Memorable Quotes from Clerks – A Dive into Dialogue part 2

Clerks: where dreams go to take a nap.

Why use a paper bag when life is already in a mess?

You’ll never know true chaos until you work retail.

I’ve got aspirations to do nothing with my life.

Life is not a choose your own adventure book—because you’re stuck here.

Just because you’re breathing doesn’t mean you’re alive.

At this point, I’m just here for the paycheck.

If I had a dollar for every time I worked on a Saturday… I’d still be broke.

The only thing worse than a bad customer is a bad coworker.

The art of patience is watching the clock.

Memorable Quotes from Clerks – A Dive into Dialogue part 3

Service with a smile… or a sigh.

To sell or not to sell, that is the question.

Why does it always feel like I’m living in a sitcom?

Here’s a tip: don’t be a jerk.

Retail therapy? More like retail trauma.

I survived another day in paradise… retail paradise.

Welcome to the circus—where I’m the reluctant performer.

My dream job? Not this one.

In retail, every day is a new episode of ‘Customer Wars.’

You can lead a customer to the product, but you can’t make them buy.

Memorable Quotes from Clerks – A Dive into Dialogue part 4

Life in retail is like a rollercoaster—filled with ups, downs, and occasional nausea.

If I had a nickel for every dumb question…I’d be rich by now.

We don’t sell hope; we sell products.

Every cashier has a secret wish to just escape.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

My life is a never-ending loop of stock and restock.

Retail: where you practice your acting skills daily.

If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge an angry customer.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of complaints.

Am I working or am I living in a sitcom? ‘Definitely both!’

Memorable Quotes from Clerks – A Dive into Dialogue part 5

If I had a superpower, it would be invisibility… during work hours.

I sell dreams, but mostly I sell regrets.

The line between customer service and babysitting is very thin.

Only in retail can you experience true madness before your coffee kicks in.

Why work hard when you can work smart? Oh, wait, I don’t have that option.