Quintessential Foghorn Leghorn Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 1
I say, I say, I’m as happy as a bird with a french fry!
That boy’s about as sharp as a marble!
I’m not just whistlin’ Dixie, son!
Speak softly and carry a big stick, or just carry a big chicken!
Well, I declare, this boy’s got more guts than sense!
I tell ya, that chicken’s got a bigger ego than a rooster on a hot tin roof!
He’s got more feathers than a pillow factory!
It’s about time someone plucked that turkey!
You can’t put a chicken in a corner, I say!
I’m like a rooster in a henhouse, full of ideas!
Quintessential Foghorn Leghorn Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 2
That’s one big ol’ can of worms you just opened, son!
I say, I say, don’t count your chickens before they hatch!
That boy’s a few clucks short of a coop!
I ain’t just flappin’ my wings, I’m here to make a statement!
I’m more than a bird in the bush—I’m the whole farm!
Son, when life gives you lemons, make chicken salad!
It’s all in the flapping, I tell ya!
I’m as busy as a one-legged chicken in a cotton ball fight!
That idea’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot!
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Quintessential Foghorn Leghorn Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 3
You gotta have guts to make an omelette, son!
I’m not crowing for no reason, I say!
Sometimes you gotta ruffle some feathers to get things done!
I’m just sittin’ here, waiting for the light bulb to go on!
You gotta strut your stuff like a chicken in a parade!
I think this needs a little more cluck and a little less cluck-up!
I’m like a chicken with a rocket launcher—ready to fly!
Life’s a picnic when you’re the top bird!
I say, son, don’t put all your eggs in one basket!
I’ve got just the right amount of crazy to make it interesting!
Quintessential Foghorn Leghorn Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 4
Don’t be a turkey in a chicken race!
Sometimes a chicken just needs to stand its ground!
You can’t just wing it; you gotta plan your pecking order!
Fowl play is the name of the game, I say!
I’m the king of the coop, and that’s no yolk!
Hold your horses, or should I say, hold your chickens!
A little cluck can go a long way, partner!
Stay sharp, son; this isn’t a poultry-in-motion kind of day!
He’s clucking out of his mind, I say!
It’s a bird-eat-bird world out there!
Quintessential Foghorn Leghorn Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 5
Even a blind chicken can find a corn once in a while!
Don’t just wing it, plan your peck!
If you want to soar with the eagles, you can’t be scratching with the turkeys!
I’m here to lay some wisdom, son!
Remember, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…unless it’s a fried chicken!
