Sassy Quotes That Will Make You Smile and Roll Your Eyes

Sassy Quotes That Will Make You Smile and Roll Your Eyes part 1

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

I’m here to make you feel better about yourself – by just being me.

Life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.

Sweeter than honey, tougher than nails.

I’m not a snack; I’m a whole meal.

Too glam to give a damn.

Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I might be a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.

I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Sassy Quotes That Will Make You Smile and Roll Your Eyes part 2

I don’t need your approval; I have my own.

My alone time is for your safety.

I’m not sarcastic; I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure.

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, hard to catch.

I don’t mind being a lesson; just don’t make me your mistake.

I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesome.

I’m so glad we had this talk. Just kidding, it was all about me.

Sassy Quotes That Will Make You Smile and Roll Your Eyes part 3

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.

Chase your dreams, but always know the road that will lead you home again.

I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one.

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I’m a queen, and you’re just a pawn.

Don’t follow me; I’m lost too.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

I’m not a morning person; don’t pull me out of my cocoon.

Sassy Quotes That Will Make You Smile and Roll Your Eyes part 4

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

I’m not a snack; I’m a whole buffet.

Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.

I’m like a cup of tea. I get stronger the longer I steep.

I’m always right, and if I’m wrong, I’m still right.

I’m not too bright, but I sure know how to shine.

I didn’t choose the sass life; the sass life chose me.

I’m the reason I wake up every morning.

Some days I’m a rainbow, other days I’m a hurricane.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.

Sassy Quotes That Will Make You Smile and Roll Your Eyes part 5

I’m not a player; I just crush a lot.

I’m a cup of tea in a world full of coffee.

If you can’t handle my sass, you surely don’t deserve my class.

I’m not just a pretty face; I’ve got plenty of sass to match.

Who runs the world? Sassy girls!