Savage Quotes that Cut Deep – Unleash Your Inner Wit

Savage Quotes that Cut Deep – Unleash Your Inner Wit part 1

I’m not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.

You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me.’

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

If I wanted to hear from an a**hole, I’d fart.

I don’t have an attitude problem; I have a ‘you’ problem.

I’m not rude; I’m just honest.

I’m not the one who’s lost; you’re just not on my level.

My life isn’t perfect, but my lashes are.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I’m not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice.

Savage Quotes that Cut Deep – Unleash Your Inner Wit part 2

Your opinion of me is none of my business.

Keep rolling your eyes; maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

I’m not anti-social; I’m pro-solitude.

I don’t need your approval; I have my own.

Don’t be so quick to judge; you might just be embarrassing yourself.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

I’m not mean, I’m just more honest than you can handle.

You call it stubborn; I call it being determined.

I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, hard to catch.

Savage Quotes that Cut Deep – Unleash Your Inner Wit part 3

I don’t make mistakes; I create my own opportunities.

Excuse my sarcasm; it’s the only defense I have against ignorance.

I’m not a morning person; I’m a coffee person.

You’re like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.’

I can’t help you with that; you lack the intelligence to understand.

I’m not easily impressed. I’m just hard to offend.

Life is too short to waste it on things that don’t matter.

You forget how much I don’t care about your opinion.

I don’t chase; I attract. What belongs to me will find me.

Reality called, so I hung up.

Savage Quotes that Cut Deep – Unleash Your Inner Wit part 4

Make sure your ego isn’t writing checks your personality can’t cash.

I’m not perfect, but I’m definitely a limited edition.

I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m definitely not the rest.

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I’m the girl you’ll never forget.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Your face makes my list of reasons to wear a mask.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

Savage Quotes that Cut Deep – Unleash Your Inner Wit part 5

I don’t do world peace; I do steak.

I’m the queen of my own little world.

Your insecurities are showing; I suggest you tuck them in.

I’m not hungry; I’m just eating for the aesthetic.

I didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose me.