Silly Wishes in Genshin Impact – The Funniest Requests Players Have Made

Silly Wishes in Genshin Impact – The Funniest Requests Players Have Made part 1

I wish for a morning where Paimon makes my breakfast, but all she serves is mushroom omelettes!

I wish that my sword was a giant spoon for all my culinary adventures.

I wish every time I blink, a Random Hilichurl dance party erupts around me.

I wish Amber’s Baron Bunny could magically cook pizza.

I wish Xiao could actually let me ride on his back without a terrifying leap of faith!

I wish my daily commission rewards included cat ears from Rukkhadevata’s garden.

I wish every time I used a teleport waypoint, I’d instantly get a hot cup of tea!

I wish I could trade my artifacts for fluffy plushies from Liyue.

I wish I could turn all my unused weapons into stylish hats!

I wish Venti’s wind would only blow confetti my way.

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I wish I could summon a miniature version of Raiden Shogun to help with chores!

I wish the weather in Mondstadt was always a perfect day for a picnic.

I wish my character could adopt a little Dendro slime as a pet.

I wish all the food I cook would taste like Catheryne’s specialties.

I wish I could use Fischl’s raven as my personal alarm clock.

I wish every time I sang, the world around me turned into a musical!

I wish I could change the color of my Vision just for fun.

I wish that Hu Tao was my personal event planner, ready to spice up any festival.

I wish to have tea parties with the Adeptus while riding on cloud bubbles!

I wish that all my wishes ever came true… except for the boring ones!

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I wish for an endless supply of sweet flower bouquets from Xiangling.

I wish I could trade elemental skills with my favorite characters for a day.

I wish that every sword stroke created a burst of sparkles!

I wish Diluc could teach me how to make drinks that don’t burn my tongue.

I wish every time I made a mistake, a cute Anemo character would giggle.

I wish to swim in the waters of Liyue Harbor with a giant inflatable Zhongli.

I wish I could invite the entire cast for a BBQ and play Who Grills Best?

I wish my backpack could talk and tell me funny stories of my travels.

I wish there was a day dedicated to fashion shows featuring each character’s costumes!

I wish that every word I typed could turn into a silly joke.

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I wish to challenge every character to a friendly pie-eating contest!

I wish the daily commission rewards could include a new dance emote.

I wish I could host a fashion competition judged by Ningguang’s standards!

I wish the Chi’ncui flower petals could sing when blown by the wind.

I wish Noelle would bake cookies while I’m on my quest.

I wish for a magical hat that tells me secrets about the world!

I wish meeting a new friend changed my hairstyle for a day.

I wish characters could have silly pet names for each other!

I wish that my favorite gear could transform into cartoon characters!

I wish to write poems that come alive and dance around the city.

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I wish to have a dream where all the characters play carnival games!

I wish Sucrose’s potions could make anyone super silly!

I wish I could swap my outfits with characters at will every morning.

I wish I could have a tea party on the floating islands of Inazuma.

I wish that once in a while, Paimon spoke only in rhymes!