Slice of Humor – Hilarious Pizza Quotes to Make You Smile part 1
I followed my heart, and it led me to pizza.
Life is too short to eat bad pizza.
Pizza is my spirit animal.
In crust we trust.
Love at first slice!
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that’s kind of the same thing.
Pizza: the only love triangle I want.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch. With pizza!
If you don’t like pizza, I’m nacho type.
The only circle of trust I need is a pizza.
Slice of Humor – Hilarious Pizza Quotes to Make You Smile part 2
Slices of happiness, one pizza at a time.
Pizza is like the universe: it has all the right ingredients.
I’m in a serious relationship with pizza.
Cheesy jokes are great, but nothing beats cheesy pizza.
If pizza can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see pizza, and I eat it!
Pizza: because it’s too hard to make a salad!
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
You had me at pizza.
Pizza is the answer. What was the question again?
Slice of Humor – Hilarious Pizza Quotes to Make You Smile part 3
A balanced diet is having pizza in both hands.
I love pizza more than most people.
Pizza: the great uniter.
I could give up pizza, but I’m not a quitter.
Slice, slice, baby!
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of pizza.
Happiness is a warm pizza.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in pizza.
Pizza is proof that life is delicious.
Keep calm and eat pizza.
Slice of Humor – Hilarious Pizza Quotes to Make You Smile part 4
When life hands you lemons, trade them for pizza.
The secret to a perfect life: pizza.
My pizza is my therapist.
If pizzas could talk, they’d say, ‘You complete me.’
Pizza: the only drama I enjoy.
Who needs love when you can have pizza?
Pizza is the ultimate comfort food—no strings attached.
Eat pizza, not feelings.
When I’m sad, I just remember there’s pizza.
Pizza makes everything better!
Slice of Humor – Hilarious Pizza Quotes to Make You Smile part 5
The best memories are made around a pizza!
Dreaming of a pizza party, one slice at a time.
There’s no problem a hot pizza can’t solve.
I like my pizza like I like my friends—uncomplicated.
Pizza is my happy place!
