The Best The Office Quotes That Captured Our Hearts

The Best The Office Quotes That Captured Our Hearts part 1

I am Beyonce, always.

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going.

That’s what she said!

You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

I am running away from my responsibilities.

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.

I am at my most productive when I am procrastinating.

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

The Best The Office Quotes That Captured Our Hearts part 2

It’s happening! Everybody stay calm!

I am waiting for my real life to begin.

You have no idea how high I can fly.

I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.

Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

If I were buying my coffin, I would want it to be a lot more expensive.

Pretzel Day is the best day of the year!

My whole life is a series of awkward moments.

The Best The Office Quotes That Captured Our Hearts part 3

I’ve been drunk for a month.

I am running a game of telephone in my brain.

Jim Halpert is my spirit animal.

I am really, really, really, really, really smarter than you.

In the end, you’re just a bunch of bad decisions.

We are family! I got all my misfits with me.

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all.

You are a thief of joy.

Absolutely, I would love to break out of here.

I feel like all my friends are getting married and having babies.

The Best The Office Quotes That Captured Our Hearts part 4

Everything is just so routine.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Life is a marathon, not a sprint.

When people say, ‘We need to talk,’ it’s never good.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

You can’t just sit there and watch me work.

I just want you to know, that I’m not going to let you change me.

This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.

Sometimes I’ll be like, ‘Yeah, I’m really doing great,’ and then I realize I lied.

I’m a big fan of the word ‘meh’.

The Best The Office Quotes That Captured Our Hearts part 5

You can’t put a price on a nice cup of coffee.

This is my happy dance.

I’m not super into the ‘office culture’.

I didn’t want to be a part of this meeting, but here we are.

Work hard, get your job done, then leave.