I survived another meeting that should have been an email.
Procrastinate today, panic tomorrow.
I came, I saw, I clocked out.
More coffee, less stress.
Dream big, but remember to use the printer.
I can’t adult today; I’m in the office.
Work hard, nap harder.
I spent 90% of my time in meetings the other 10% was for snacks.
Heres to the nights we won’t remember but the spreadsheets we will.
Every day is a coffee day.
Chasing deadlines like it’s a marathon.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.
May your inbox be ever empty.
I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.
Excel is my second language.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the snack table.
Keep calm and carry on… working.
If work doesnt kill you, the coffee will.
Im not lazy, Im on energy-saving mode.
Out of office? More like out of my mind.
Waiting for Friday like it’s a life sentence.
Too cool for the break room rule.
Folders: the only thing I organize in life.
Daily grind? More like daily unwind.
Just another day in paradise with deadlines.
Shhh I’m in a meeting with my imagination.
I can’t believe they pay me to do this.
Every deadline is just a guideline.
Promoted from intern to office legend.
Finding happiness one coffee break at a time.
Im not a morning person; Im a coffee person.
Keyboard warrior by day, nap champion by night.
There’s no ‘we’ in coffee.
Turning coffee into codeone sip at a time.
Living proof that work can be fun!
Remember: ‘Ill get to it later’ is a valid work strategy.
Putting the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional office culture.
Thank you coffee for being my unofficial assistant.
Waving goodbye to deadlines, one sip at a time.
We’re all just here for the potluck.
Work like nobody’s watching, but they probably are.
May your coffee be strong and your deadlines weak.
Making it through the week, one coffee cup at a time.
The office isn’t a place; it’s a state of mind.
Keep the dream alive, and the coffee brewing!
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