The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 1
I’m a joy to be around.
I’d rather be a cat than a person, honestly.
I’m not a monster. I’m just drawn that way.
Why don’t we just take a nap instead?
The only way to avoid disappointment is to not have any expectations.
This is my happy face. Enjoy it.
Life is just a series of regrets.
I can’t tell if I’m more excited or just really tired.
I hate everything. But I love puppies.
If I were a fish, I’d be a very sad fish.
The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 2
We do not need to talk about my feelings.
I’m not giving you a compliment. This is just a statement.
Here’s a fun fact: I don’t care.
Let’s skip the small talk and get to the insults.
Sometimes I think I’m a robot. An unfeeling, sarcastic robot.
I like to live life on the edge… of my couch.
I don’t do well with emotions unless it’s sarcasm.
I’m not lazy; I’m just really into resting.
I hate sunshines but love sunsets.
Expect nothing, achieve everything.
The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 3
Friendship? Sounds exhausting.
I find humans quite overrated.
I’m just here for the snacks.
Smile? I’m more of a resting sad face.
My hobbies include napping and judging strangers.
Why plan when chaos is so much more fun?
I don’t want to get involved in anything that leads to happiness.
Every day is a great day for a nap.
Let’s make bad choices together.
Emotions are for people who can’t find sarcasm.
The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 4
I’m not your therapist. I’m your friend… kind of.
I’m adopting all the stray cats.
Trust me; I’m not as interesting as I look.
I only care about two things: tacos and sarcasm.
There’s no problem a good nap can’t solve.
I’m too busy being awesome to care what you think.
I thrive on passive aggression.
There are two kinds of people: those who love cake and liars.
I would say ‘live and let live,’ but I prefer ‘live and let die.’
I’m an introvert with extroverted dreams.
The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 5
Let’s not and say we did.
I’m just a head of dark thoughts in a world of brightness.
I believe in love at first sight… but only if it’s fictional.
Fitness? I’d rather skip it for more snacks.
I’ve got a Ph.D. in eye-rolling.
