The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation

The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 1

I’m a joy to be around.

I’d rather be a cat than a person, honestly.

I’m not a monster. I’m just drawn that way.

Why don’t we just take a nap instead?

The only way to avoid disappointment is to not have any expectations.

This is my happy face. Enjoy it.

Life is just a series of regrets.

I can’t tell if I’m more excited or just really tired.

I hate everything. But I love puppies.

If I were a fish, I’d be a very sad fish.

The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 2

We do not need to talk about my feelings.

I’m not giving you a compliment. This is just a statement.

Here’s a fun fact: I don’t care.

Let’s skip the small talk and get to the insults.

Sometimes I think I’m a robot. An unfeeling, sarcastic robot.

I like to live life on the edge… of my couch.

I don’t do well with emotions unless it’s sarcasm.

I’m not lazy; I’m just really into resting.

I hate sunshines but love sunsets.

Expect nothing, achieve everything.

The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 3

Friendship? Sounds exhausting.

I find humans quite overrated.

I’m just here for the snacks.

Smile? I’m more of a resting sad face.

My hobbies include napping and judging strangers.

Why plan when chaos is so much more fun?

I don’t want to get involved in anything that leads to happiness.

Every day is a great day for a nap.

Let’s make bad choices together.

Emotions are for people who can’t find sarcasm.

The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 4

I’m not your therapist. I’m your friend… kind of.

I’m adopting all the stray cats.

Trust me; I’m not as interesting as I look.

I only care about two things: tacos and sarcasm.

There’s no problem a good nap can’t solve.

I’m too busy being awesome to care what you think.

I thrive on passive aggression.

There are two kinds of people: those who love cake and liars.

I would say ‘live and let live,’ but I prefer ‘live and let die.’

I’m an introvert with extroverted dreams.

The Witty Wisdom of April Ludgate – Memorable Quotes from Parks and Recreation part 5

Let’s not and say we did.

I’m just a head of dark thoughts in a world of brightness.

I believe in love at first sight… but only if it’s fictional.

Fitness? I’d rather skip it for more snacks.

I’ve got a Ph.D. in eye-rolling.