I sell propane and propane accessories.
There’s a time to figure out how to do it, and there’s a time to stop talking and just do it.
I don’t want to be the one to tell you this, but your life is a mess.
You can’t put a price on honesty.
Bobby, if you can’t have fun, why even bother?
Dang it, Peggy!
The best way to solve a problem is to avoid it.
I’m not a thing. I’m a man.
You know what’s wrong with America? People dont sell propane.
Ain’t nothing like a good ol’ barbeque.
I may not be the best dad, but at least Im trying.
Propane is not just a fuel; it’s a way of life.
I don’t like change, except for the change in my pocket.
I’m a man of simple tastes, but complex values.
There’s nothing more important than family and propane.
You can’t fix stupid, but you can fix a lawnmower.
Keep your friends close and your propane closer.
Happiness is grilling with the right seasoning.
Every problem can be solved with a good conversation and some propane.
I’d rather build my own BBQ pit than complain about the ones I see.
Dream big, but keep your propane tank full.
A mans worth is measured by the quality of his barbeque.
Good times are worth grilling for.
Sometimes, you’ve got to step back to appreciate the good smell of grilled meat.
Nothing brings the family together like smoking meat.
You can’t underestimate the power of a well-timed flip on the grill.
In this world, you either have propane or you dont.
May your propane tank be full and your heart content.
Its not just BBQ, its a philosophy.
When in doubt, grill it out.
No ones perfect, but a perfect steak is achievable.
Who needs a therapist when you have a barbecue?
Lifes challenges are like a grill; they need to be handled with care.
You win some, you grill some.
Teach your kids the value of propane and theyll always be prepared.
Every day is good when there’s a grill involved.
Grumpy? Just turn on the grill.
I’m not just a propane salesman; I’m a happiness distributor.
Remember, the only thing better than a grill is a grill with friends.
Sometimes the best conversations happen over grilled burgers.
A little propane can go a long way in transforming your meals.
Success is best served hot off the grill.
If you want to impress your friends, just add propane.
The flame of passion is best fueled by propane.
At the end of the day, it’s all about grilling and chilling.
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