Top 10 Hilarious Eric Cartman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 1
I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned!
Screw you guys, I’m going home!
Whatever, I do what I want!
You know what? I’m going to do it. I’m going to be a real pirate!
I was just going to take a little peek. It’s not my fault if I fell in!
If you try to get me, I will crawl into my window!
There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.
I have a great idea! Let’s ruin something good.
I’m not a bad person, I’m just drawn that way.
I’m a little bit of a genius when it comes to creating chaos.
Top 10 Hilarious Eric Cartman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 2
I got a big mouth and I know how to use it!
I’m not a monster, I’m just misunderstood.
It’s not about how you play the game, it’s about winning.
You can’t unring a bell. Did you hit her? Yes! Now shut up!
I can’t help it if I’m popular!
Goodbye, you guy… I mean, screw you guys!
If you don’t like what I have to say, find a new conversation.
Why are you crying? This is the best day ever!
I’m not saying I’m superior, I’m just more successful.
Being popular is all about how you project yourself.
Top 10 Hilarious Eric Cartman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 3
I don’t care about your problems, as long as mine are solved!
Emotions are for the weak, I’m always rational.
In my world, everything’s upside down and sideways!
Sometimes you have to do bad things to be good.
Friends are like family; you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends!
Everybody else can take a hike; I’m going to be a superstar!
Keep your friends close and your enemies confused.
Who needs a conscience when you can just ignore it?
It’s not about the goal; it’s how you achieve it!
Dream big, but make sure it benefits me!
Top 10 Hilarious Eric Cartman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 4
The only limit to my impact is your imagination!
Laughter is the best medicine, especially when it’s at someone else’s expense.
Why play fair when you can play to win?
You can’t stop me; you can only hope to contain me!
I’m not stubborn; I’m just never wrong.
Sometimes, being a villain is the best role.
Change is good, as long as it revolves around me.
What do you mean I can’t do that? Watch me!
It’s not my fault if others misinterpret my brilliance.
The world needs chaos, and I’m just the guy to bring it.
Top 10 Hilarious Eric Cartman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 5
If you’re gonna make a mess, you might as well go all the way!
Why be yourself when you can be someone else?
Taking over the world one snarky comment at a time!
I’m a dreamer, and my nightmares are quite entertaining!
Be careful! You might ignite the wrath of my genius!
