Top 10 Hilarious Garfield Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 1
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Love me, love my lasagna.
Mondays are just a reminder that Garfield needs more coffee.
If I fits, I sits… and that includes lasagna.
I don’t have a weight problem; I have a food problem!
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy lasagna, and that’s pretty close.
Napping is a competitive sport, and I’m going for gold.
Diet? I prefer the term ‘food adventure.’
Life is too short, eat the cake… and lasagna!
Why work when you can nap?
Top 10 Hilarious Garfield Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2
I’m in a committed relationship with my couch.
Every day is a good day for a lasagna.
Food is my love language.
I’m not a morning person; I’m a breakfast person.
Caffeine: because adulting is hard.
I’ve got 99 problems, and all of them are about food.
Happiness is a warm plate of lasagna.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch – I call it lunch.
The only thing better than napping is napping while eating.
Eating is my cardio.
Top 10 Hilarious Garfield Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 3
I was told to follow my dreams, so I took a nap instead.
If I had to pick between food and sleep, I’d choose both.
Sundays are for chilling… and eating lasagna.
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a refrigerator full of leftovers.
I eat food, therefore I am.
Some like it hot; I prefer it cheesy.
Pajamas are the official uniform of the lazy.
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic… like lasagna.
Fear is temporary, but lasagna is forever.
I’m on a seafood diet – I see food, and I eat it.
Top 10 Hilarious Garfield Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 4
What’s the point of life without cheese?
I’m always in the mood for a snuggle and a snack.
Reality called; I hung up and ordered pizza.
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of laziness.
Don’t judge me; I’m a bisque enthusiast.
There’s no ‘we’ in fries, just in lasagna.
I’d rather be curled up with a book and a slice of lasagna.
Why chase dreams when you can chase after food?
The secret to my happiness? A large plate of food.
I run because I really, really like dessert.
Top 10 Hilarious Garfield Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 5
No day is complete without a heaping serving of joy.
To me, dessert is the most important meal of the day.
Forget love; I’d rather fall into a bowl of pasta.
Some say I’m a foodie. I just call it being classy.
Live life in a way that one would never run out of lasagna.
