Im not lazy, Im just on energy-saving mode.
Love me, love my lasagna.
Mondays are just a reminder that Garfield needs more coffee.
If I fits, I sits… and that includes lasagna.
I dont have a weight problem; I have a food problem!
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy lasagna, and thats pretty close.
Napping is a competitive sport, and Im going for gold.
Diet? I prefer the term food adventure.
Life is too short, eat the cake and lasagna!
Why work when you can nap?
Im in a committed relationship with my couch.
Every day is a good day for a lasagna.
Food is my love language.
Im not a morning person; Im a breakfast person.
Caffeine: because adulting is hard.
Ive got 99 problems, and all of them are about food.
Happiness is a warm plate of lasagna.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch I call it lunch.
The only thing better than napping is napping while eating.
Eating is my cardio.
I was told to follow my dreams, so I took a nap instead.
If I had to pick between food and sleep, Id choose both.
Sundays are for chilling… and eating lasagna.
Nothing says I love you like a refrigerator full of leftovers.
I eat food, therefore I am.
Some like it hot; I prefer it cheesy.
Pajamas are the official uniform of the lazy.
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic… like lasagna.
Fear is temporary, but lasagna is forever.
Im on a seafood diet I see food, and I eat it.
Whats the point of life without cheese?
Im always in the mood for a snuggle and a snack.
Reality called; I hung up and ordered pizza.
Todays forecast: 100% chance of laziness.
Dont judge me; Im a bisque enthusiast.
There’s no ‘we’ in fries, just in lasagna.
Id rather be curled up with a book and a slice of lasagna.
Why chase dreams when you can chase after food?
The secret to my happiness? A large plate of food.
I run because I really, really like dessert.
No day is complete without a heaping serving of joy.
To me, dessert is the most important meal of the day.
Forget love; Id rather fall into a bowl of pasta.
Some say I’m a foodie. I just call it being classy.
Live life in a way that one would never run out of lasagna.
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