I have a lot of money, I just dont have any of it right now.
I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this.
Ew, David!
Youre my greatest adventure.
I would like to be as great as my hair.
Its not a phase, its who I am.
Im trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
Welcome to Schitt’s Creek, where things are weird, and thats normal.
Im a mess right now, but Im a beautiful mess.
You cant just go around throwing I love yous like theyre candy.
Im more of a beautiful disaster than a good news story.
I have a problem with people who dont believe in love.
Do you want to live your life like this? Because I don’t.
My love language is sarcasm.
Im not being rude. I’m just being honest.
Were all on a journey, some just took a wrong turn.
Its all about the journey, not the destination.
Im not a scientist, I just have a flair for the dramatic.
You cant stay mad at me; Im adorable.
I dont need your approval to be myself.
I should be on Broadway, but here I am.
Sometimes, all you need is a little patience and a whole lot of wine.
I like the way my mind works… when it works.
I deserve a life full of less drama and more wine.
Is it too much to ask for a little kindness?
I prefer my coffee how I prefer my people: strong and full of personality.
I just want to bask in the glow of success and the fan thats on me right now.
Being rude is a talent, and Im very talented.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit.
Sometimes life feels like a sitcom, and Im the lead.
My mom says Im special. I say Im just uniquely brilliant.
Love may be blind, but its also clueless.
Heres to the ones who brought us here.
I dont have that I-dont-care attitude, I have a I care too much attitude.
Its going to take more than that to break me.
Sometimes the best adventures come from bad decisions.
The world is my runway, and I’m walking it.
If I were any more fabulous, I’d be a celebrity.
You cant spell awesome without me.
A laugh a day keeps the drama away.
Every day is a little adventure if you choose to see it that way.
Some days I feel like a queen, and some days I just feel like a jester.
A little chaos makes life so much more exciting.
Who needs a fairy tale when you have a family like mine?
Life is too short for boring conversations.
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