Top 10 Hilarious Quotes from Zoolander That Will Make You Laugh part 1
I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
What is this? A center for ants?
I don’t want to be a llama!
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre…
I am fashion, baby!
There’s nothing more important than family, except for my hair.
I can’t turn left!
The files are in the computer!
I don’t really think of myself as a model, you know? I’m more like a… a global superstar.
They’re just a bunch of haters.
Top 10 Hilarious Quotes from Zoolander That Will Make You Laugh part 2
I switched to model glue because it smells way better.
I don’t walk the runway, I am the runway.
If there’s anything that I’ve learned in my years as a model, it’s that I’ve learned nothing.
You know what they say: ‘A smile can hide a thousand tears.’
I’m like a cockroach. I’ll never go away.
I have a love-hate relationship with mirrors.
The only thing I’m addicted to is winning.
Zoolander is something you can put your finger on.
I’m not an idiot, I’m just posed that way.
To be honest, I never really understood the power of cheap fashion.
Top 10 Hilarious Quotes from Zoolander That Will Make You Laugh part 3
I’m a male model; we’re not exactly known for our intelligence.
I was born to be a superstar, not a sidekick.
Life is a series of poses.
They say beauty is pain, but I say beauty is everything.
I’m just trying to make it in a world full of mediocre models.
Why don’t you just take it outside?
Sometimes, I just sit and admire my reflection.
The secret to looking good is… well, I don’t really have a secret.
Fashion is about presenting yourself to the world.
My face is my fortune, and I’m rich!
Top 10 Hilarious Quotes from Zoolander That Will Make You Laugh part 4
I’m not just a pretty face; I’m a brand!
Where’s the ‘pencil-thin mustache’ filter?
It’s just a flesh wound!
You can’t spell ‘model’ without ‘me’!
I had to choose between my heart and my hair.
I could model a potato if I had to.
Every day is a runway show, and the world is your stage.
I’m not lost. I’m just uncharted.
The world is full of potential, like my latest magazine cover.
Glamour isn’t just a job; it’s an art form.
Top 10 Hilarious Quotes from Zoolander That Will Make You Laugh part 5
Some people don’t get it, but I’m just being me.
I can pose faster than you can blink!
Most people don’t know that I’m a genius underneath all this beauty.
Why blend in when you were born to stand out?
In a world of trends, I am a classic!
