Im pretty sure theres a lot more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
What is this? A center for ants?
I dont want to be a llama!
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre
I am fashion, baby!
Theres nothing more important than family, except for my hair.
I cant turn left!
The files are in the computer!
I dont really think of myself as a model, you know? Im more like a… a global superstar.
They’re just a bunch of haters.
I switched to model glue because it smells way better.
I dont walk the runway, I am the runway.
If theres anything that Ive learned in my years as a model, its that Ive learned nothing.
You know what they say: A smile can hide a thousand tears.
Im like a cockroach. Ill never go away.
I have a love-hate relationship with mirrors.
The only thing Im addicted to is winning.
Zoolander is something you can put your finger on.
Im not an idiot, Im just posed that way.
To be honest, I never really understood the power of cheap fashion.
Im a male model; were not exactly known for our intelligence.
I was born to be a superstar, not a sidekick.
Life is a series of poses.
They say beauty is pain, but I say beauty is everything.
Im just trying to make it in a world full of mediocre models.
Why dont you just take it outside?
Sometimes, I just sit and admire my reflection.
The secret to looking good is… well, I dont really have a secret.
Fashion is about presenting yourself to the world.
My face is my fortune, and Im rich!
Im not just a pretty face; Im a brand!
Wheres the pencil-thin mustache filter?
Its just a flesh wound!
You cant spell model without me!
I had to choose between my heart and my hair.
I could model a potato if I had to.
Every day is a runway show, and the world is your stage.
Im not lost. Im just uncharted.
The world is full of potential, like my latest magazine cover.
Glamour isnt just a job; its an art form.
Some people dont get it, but Im just being me.
I can pose faster than you can blink!
Most people dont know that Im a genius underneath all this beauty.
Why blend in when you were born to stand out?
In a world of trends, I am a classic!
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