I’m not insane; my mother had me tested.
Bazinga!
I dont know how to put this, but Im kind of a big deal.
Thats my spot.
I’m not sure what the problem is, but I’m sure it’s your fault.
I prefer my relationships like my comic books: fictional.
It’s a Bernadette and Penny thing; you wouldnt understand.
Theoretical physicists are eternal optimists.
Im like a human calculator, but cooler.
You can’t just sit there, mumbling in your head!
I have a genius IQ; it’s very hard for me to relate to people of average intelligence.
I think I’m better than you, but then again, I think about a lot of things.
You know, I don’t have a lot of experience with normal people.
Sure, Ill do it if its easier than arguing.
Im not just a physicist; Im a wizard in disguise.
My mind is like a steel trap, but sometimes it locks.
Friendship is what I do when Im not busy being awesome.
You have no idea how hard it is to be this amazing all the time.
If you want to appease my geekiness, youll need a Star Wars reference.
Theres no such thing as too much information.
My love is like quantum physics: complex and hard to understand.
I live in a world of logic; emotions are simply annoying variables.
For a normal person, that might be a problem.
Im socially awkward, but brilliantlike a diamond in a coal mine.
If I can master string theory, I can definitely master this.
Science is my first love; anything else is just a distraction.
It’s not just a theory; it’s a Sheldon-approved hypothesis.
I find it hard to blend in when I stand out so much.
I think we should skip the pleasantries, they bore me.
Id explain it to you, but I dont have a picture book.
Genius level: Sheldon Cooper.
Data doesn’t lie; people do.
To be normal is to be boring.
I don’t do well outside of my comfort zone, which is vast and filled with nerds.
I could explain it to you, but I cant understand it for you.
The laws of physics don’t bend for anyone.
My life is like a series of comic booksalways an adventure.
Im the kind of guy people either love or fear.
The universe is full of mysteries; I just happen to know a few.
Emotion is just a distraction from rational thought.
My idea of a good time is a night spent dissecting the multiverse.
Why argue with ignorance when you can just educate?
My brain could outsmart a computerif I taught it how.
Caution: genius at work.
Why have a mundane existence when you can have a Sheldon one?
Happy 15th birthday! Embrace the adventure of being a teenager!Cheers to 15 years of you…
Guilt is the shadow of our choices, reminding us of our humanity.Carrying guilt is like…
Empowered women empower the world.She believed she could, so she did.Strong women: may we know…
In a world full of chaos, your love is my calm.Youre the reason I believe…
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.I dont see soccer as a job;…
I dont have to act like a lady; I am a lady.Real queens fix each…