I’m not insane; my mother had me tested.
Bazinga!
I dont know how to put this, but Im kind of a big deal.
Thats my spot.
I’m not sure what the problem is, but I’m sure it’s your fault.
I prefer my relationships like my comic books: fictional.
It’s a Bernadette and Penny thing; you wouldnt understand.
Theoretical physicists are eternal optimists.
Im like a human calculator, but cooler.
You can’t just sit there, mumbling in your head!
I have a genius IQ; it’s very hard for me to relate to people of average intelligence.
I think I’m better than you, but then again, I think about a lot of things.
You know, I don’t have a lot of experience with normal people.
Sure, Ill do it if its easier than arguing.
Im not just a physicist; Im a wizard in disguise.
My mind is like a steel trap, but sometimes it locks.
Friendship is what I do when Im not busy being awesome.
You have no idea how hard it is to be this amazing all the time.
If you want to appease my geekiness, youll need a Star Wars reference.
Theres no such thing as too much information.
My love is like quantum physics: complex and hard to understand.
I live in a world of logic; emotions are simply annoying variables.
For a normal person, that might be a problem.
Im socially awkward, but brilliantlike a diamond in a coal mine.
If I can master string theory, I can definitely master this.
Science is my first love; anything else is just a distraction.
It’s not just a theory; it’s a Sheldon-approved hypothesis.
I find it hard to blend in when I stand out so much.
I think we should skip the pleasantries, they bore me.
Id explain it to you, but I dont have a picture book.
Genius level: Sheldon Cooper.
Data doesn’t lie; people do.
To be normal is to be boring.
I don’t do well outside of my comfort zone, which is vast and filled with nerds.
I could explain it to you, but I cant understand it for you.
The laws of physics don’t bend for anyone.
My life is like a series of comic booksalways an adventure.
Im the kind of guy people either love or fear.
The universe is full of mysteries; I just happen to know a few.
Emotion is just a distraction from rational thought.
My idea of a good time is a night spent dissecting the multiverse.
Why argue with ignorance when you can just educate?
My brain could outsmart a computerif I taught it how.
Caution: genius at work.
Why have a mundane existence when you can have a Sheldon one?
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