I got a job! Im a back-up dancer for a wedding band!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance!
If you wanna be with a girl whos a dumb blonde, you should go for it.
I cant believe this is happening. Its like a dream come true!
You are one pathetic loser!
Me, myself, and Irene! No wait, that’s a different movie.
Our pets’ heads are falling off!
Im not a moron; I just have a bad luck with words.
We landed on the moon! Im not joking!
I was way off!
Im not sure what to do, but you know its gonna be epic!
Im good enough for you, Sam!
A heart can be broken, but a dumb heart beats on!
I just want to hold your hand and maybe your sandwich!
Life stinks! But in a good way.
They said I should follow my dreams So I went back to bed!
You know, its just like I always say: When you think youre dumb youre probably right!
I could be wrong, but Im never in doubt!
The dumbest ideas often lead to the best adventures!
You cant put a price on stupidity!
Are you saying were not going to the Super Bowl?
Our brains are the real MVPs of dumb decisions!
The best things in life are often the dumbest!
If theres a will, theres a stupid way!
Im just a simple guy with a complex stupidity!
Sometimes I wish I were stupid, just to see the world as it is!
If laughing is dumb, then call me a comedian!
I cant believe weve survived this long!
Whats your favorite color? How about dumb?
Chasing dreams is the ultimate fool’s errand!
Stupid is as stupid does, but its also fun!
I may not be smart, but Im persistent!
Confidence is key even if its misplaced!
If we had brains, wed be dangerous!
Sometimes you just have to wing it without a plan!
Crazy ideas often start with, ‘What if we ?’
Dont worry, were just about as lost as we can be!
Im officially the king of poor decisions!
Is it wrong to have fun being clueless?
Im just trying to figure out who I am and failing!
The road less traveled is often the dumber choice!
Taking the scenic route can be a dumb adventure!
Im not clueless; Im creatively challenged!
Remember, ignorance is bliss; dumbness is a superpower!
You only live once, so why not be a little dumb?
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