Top Quotes from Shaun of the Dead That Will Make You Laugh and Think part 1
I’ve got a plan: we’re going to the bar.
This is not a zombie apocalypse, it’s a zombie inconvenience.
You’ve got red on you.
We’re going to have to go to the Winchester.
The only way to survive is to blend in.
When life gives you zombies, make a cocktail.
Just because they’re dead doesn’t mean they can’t be funny.
Forget the past, we need to focus on the shotgun!
A little bit of chaos is good for the soul.
Why do they always eat brains? Can’t they try a salad?
Top Quotes from Shaun of the Dead That Will Make You Laugh and Think part 2
Zombies can’t dance, but we can.
One day, we’ll laugh about this… but not today.
All you need is love… and a cricket bat.
In a world full of zombies, be the best slayer.
Isn’t it funny? We were worried about the end of the world, but it’s just awkward.
Sometimes you find your true friends during a crisis… or a zombie invasion.
Who knew the apocalypse would be this boring?
A coffee in one hand, a zombie in the other.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the little things… like not being a zombie.
The best part of a zombie apocalypse? No more small talk.
Top Quotes from Shaun of the Dead That Will Make You Laugh and Think part 3
Life’s too short to worry about brains.
Let’s make the best of a bad situation. It’s the British way!
Zombies: the ultimate workout partners, they really make you run.
I thought I’d seen it all, but then there were zombies.
In case of zombies, break glass and grab a bat.
When in doubt, always go for the Winchester.
Why plan for a future when you can enjoy the moment… except for zombies?
Two options: fight or flight—let’s pick flight through the bar.
No one said surviving was supposed to be fun.
If the world ends, let’s at least end it with a pint.
Top Quotes from Shaun of the Dead That Will Make You Laugh and Think part 4
Turned out the zombies were not the scariest thing after all.
Slaying the undead takes practice… and a good team.
Tequila cures all wounds, including zombie bites.
It’s amazing what you can learn about a person when they’re faced with a zombie.
Don’t worry, I’ll save you… right after my drink.
In the end, we’re all just trying to survive the day.
Canadian geese have prepared us for this moment.
Life lessons: always double-tap and never trust a zombie.
Who knew the end of days would start with a hangover?
We may be doomed, but at least we’re entertaining.
Top Quotes from Shaun of the Dead That Will Make You Laugh and Think part 5
Slouching towards the apocalypse with style.
If you can’t laugh in the face of danger, you might as well join the undead.
All’s well that ends with a pint in hand.
Zombies may be brain dead, but we’re just dead tired.
When the world goes mad, find your bar and stay there.
