Top Quotes from The Big Bang Theory That Will Make You Laugh part 1
I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested.
It’s not that I’m anti-social, I’m just pro-solitude.
I have an appointment with a shark. A very angry shark.
I’m a Scientist – I didn’t count on making friends.
What’s the deal with the multiverse? It’s like a cosmic buffet!
I can’t believe you’re making me choose between my loyalty to science and my love for pizza.
You can’t just throw a ‘nevermind’ into a space-time continuum!
I don’t need a girlfriend; I need a lab assistant!
I’m pretty sure I can solve world hunger with an equation.
Physics is the only discipline that matter!
Top Quotes from The Big Bang Theory That Will Make You Laugh part 2
How do you solve a problem like a quantum particle?
If I had a nickel for every time I got socially awkward, I’d be a billionaire.
In the game of life, I’m still stuck on level one.
Love is like an equation: complicated and sometimes results in chaos.
I’m not a nerd; I’m just smarter than you.
I can’t make you understand; I’m operating at a quantum level.
Why do they call it a ‘theory’ if it’s clearly a fact?
I have a PhD in awkwardness.
You can argue with my logic, but you can’t argue with the science.
Want to know how I visualize my life? It’s like Schrodinger’s cat!
Top Quotes from The Big Bang Theory That Will Make You Laugh part 3
I’ve got 99 problems, and socializing is definitely one!
Does this shirt make me look like a genius?
I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.
If I could quantify love, I’d write the greatest paper ever.
Being smart is great, but being socially skilled is a different equation.
The universe is a vast place, much like my collection of comic books.
I think I have a black hole where my social life should be.
I’d say I’m an ‘out of this world’ kind of person, but that’s just science.
Is this a scientist’s convention or a social experiment?
To be or not to be. Wait, is there a quantum explanation for that?
Top Quotes from The Big Bang Theory That Will Make You Laugh part 4
Love, like physics, can defy all known laws.
My dating life is like a string theory: full of twists and turns.
Can we please conduct an experiment to determine if you like me?
Forget fortune cookies; I trust equations for my predictions.
My mind is a universe full of untapped ideas.
Algebraically speaking, you and I are a match!
If knowledge is power, consider me the superhero of nerds.
I’m on a diet; it’s called ‘avoiding social gatherings.’
If laughter is the best medicine, I must be a pharmacist!
Can I borrow your brain? I need to reboot my logic.
Top Quotes from The Big Bang Theory That Will Make You Laugh part 5
It’s all fun and games until someone breaks out the math.
Schrodinger’s cat may be dead, but my love for science is alive!
Social interactions have become an unsolvable equation.
I wish I had a dollar for every awkward moment; I’d fund my own lab!
If only dating followed the laws of physics; we’d have clear equations!
