I can’t believe you just said that, but I respect it.
You’re so smart, sometimes I forget to breathe!
If we were any closer, we would be a band!
You cant fight the future, but you can dance with it.
Lets make it rain… with ideas!
Im not saying Im Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?
We put the fun in dysfunctional!
I thought we were all adults here, but clearly I was mistaken.
Sometimes I amaze myself; other times, I’m just amazed.
You had me at let’s do something crazy!
Were like a tornado in a trailer park: unpredictable and thrilling!
In a world of ordinary, lets be extraordinary!
Id agree with you, but then wed both be wrong.
You cant spell awesome without me… sort of!
Were the reason why the gene pool needs a lifeguard!
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I didn’t choose the weird life; the weird life chose me.
Were not lost; were just taking the scenic route!
Some days are like that you just have toembrace the chaos!
You bring the crazy; Ill bring the fun!
High fives are the currency of friendship!
Lifes too short to follow the rules!
I speak fluent sarcasm and wit!
You and me? Were like a perfect recipe: a pinch of crazy, a dash of genius!
If laughter is the best medicine, were living in a pharmacy.
Action speaks louder than words unless its my nap time!
Weve got more chemistry than a science lab!
Life is a party; were just here to crash it!
Dont worry; Ive got a plan completely devoid of logic!
Were the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!
Im not procrastinating; Im creatively prioritizing!
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, confuse them with nonsense!
Together, we could conquer the universe or at least the snack aisle.
You cant have a rainbow without a little rain… or a lot of sarcasm!
Were like a sitcom without a script!
Lets be the reason someone smiles today or scratches their head!
We dont trip; we simply dance our way through life!
You had me at pizza!
Embrace the glorious mess that you are!
What a wonderful world especially when you see it through our eyes!
Finding normal is overrated!
In a world full of trends, be a classic!
You cant handle the awesome!
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Lets turn our imaginations into something fabulously ridiculous!
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