Unforgettable Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite – A Journey Through Comedy part 1
I’m not a piece of equipment!
Gosh! You’re like, really pretty.
You got a killer bod, Napoleon.
I see you’re drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you’re fat?
My lips hurt real bad.
Vote for Pedro.
I’m just trying to find myself.
You should probably get out of my way.
I wish you would just get out of my life!
It’s a liger. A combination of a lion and a tiger.
Unforgettable Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite – A Journey Through Comedy part 2
Yes! I’m gonna win!
You wouldn’t understand, it’s like a mega-byte.
Why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap?
I’m pretty good with a bowstaff.
I will be my own best friend.
You can’t handle the truth.
This isn’t Idaho, it’s a dream!
You can’t say no to the dance.
I have a basic understanding of the hills.
The world needs more people like us.
Unforgettable Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite – A Journey Through Comedy part 3
They don’t care about your dreams.
I’m still training to be a ninja.
I’m a ninja. Just kidding, I’m not.
I’m just here to hang out.
You guys are a bunch of losers.
I’m out of ideas!
You have to take your goals seriously.
I guess everybody can be cool, but awesome takes practice.
Just because you’re a loser, doesn’t mean you can’t win.
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Unforgettable Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite – A Journey Through Comedy part 4
It’s like I just caught a glimpse of my future.
I want to be a llama herder.
Sometimes I wish I could be a cool kid.
A lot of people are just afraid of trying.
I’m ready to dread the consequences.
Why do you have to be so so stupido?
My mom goes to college.
I’m a catch.
I don’t need to get a job, I’ve got a plan!
I’m just doing what I feel.
Unforgettable Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite – A Journey Through Comedy part 5
These magical moments require more than just a flick.
Just make sure you don’t forget to smile.
Life can be a dance, if you let it.
Dynamite? More like dynamite!
I love technology.
