I’m not a hero, I’m a lover with a gun.
In this world, you either take the pill or you watch the show.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.
It’s not what you look at that matters, its what you see.
This is a tasty burger!
Ive got a feeling were not in Kansas anymore.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides.
I’m gonna call a couple of guys. Theyll be here in 30 minutes.
Say what again! I dare you!
You dont need to be a rocket scientist to know that.
Just because you are a character doesnt mean you have character.
Im a mushroom-cloud-laying motherf***er, motherf***er!
I love you, Pumpkin.
Youre not a sheep, youre a wolf in a flock.
Its time for you to shut the f*** up and listen.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
You ever hear the story of the hare and the tortoise?
Sometimes you gotta roll the hard six.
I don’t need you to tell me how drop-dead gorgeous I am.
You know what they say: ‘Fiction is the truth inside the lie.’
I’m not saying youre a bad person, but you have a very specific set of skills.
Im just a soul whose intentions are good.
Youre gonna need a bigger gun.
People are always talking about the end of the world.
Its always darkest before the dawn.
Wise man once said: You have to see it to believe it.
Sometimes a little madness can set you free.
You cant be a hero without a villain.
We just want to make movies, we dont want any trouble.
Old friends are the best kind of friends.
You want the truth? Go find it yourself.
Life isnt fair, but its fairer than death.
The worlds an oyster, but Im allergic to pearls.
When opportunity knocks, you better answer.
Its better to regret something you did than something you didnt.
Whats in the briefcase is not as important as who carries it.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
In the end, we all get what we deserve.
You cant just be a face, you have to play the part.
All you need is love, but a little chocolate never hurts.
Stay true to yourself, even if the world goes mad.
You know, I never understood why you didnt just shoot him.
Sometimes you have to leap without knowing if youll land.
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