Unforgettable Quotes from Talladega Nights – A Celebration of Comedy and NASCAR part 1
If you ain’t first, you’re last!
Shake and bake!
I’m just a big, hairy American winning machine!
You’re in my world now, baby.
I wanna go fast!
You knocked my spoiler off!
I can’t drive a car, but I can drive a light truck!
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I’m a big fan of the Lord.
I’m not a thinker, I’m a doer.
Unforgettable Quotes from Talladega Nights – A Celebration of Comedy and NASCAR part 2
The only thing I love more than racing is my family.
Every time I think about leaving, I remember my children.
I’m like a cockroach, I just keep coming back.
Ricky Bobby is my name. Winning is my game!
You’re gonna have to teach me how to take the training wheels off.
This is a family-friendly zone!
You know what I like? Fast cars and beautiful women.
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
If you can’t drive, then don’t!
Ain’t no crisis like a Broadway crisis.
Unforgettable Quotes from Talladega Nights – A Celebration of Comedy and NASCAR part 3
I’m just a real-life NASCAR driver… but with less personality.
When you’re at the top, the only place to go is down.
I’ll be at the track, living the dream.
You don’t want to be my enemy, you want to be my friend!
The ballads of racing are like song lyrics; they tell a story.
The Talladega 500 isn’t just a race; it’s a way of life!
God bless NASCAR and the USA!
I’m in prime condition, like a race car ready to hit the track!
You know what you’re gonna need? A helmet!
I don’t go to church, but I believe in speed.
Unforgettable Quotes from Talladega Nights – A Celebration of Comedy and NASCAR part 4
Some people chase dreams, I chase speed.
Winning means you’ve crossed the finish line first!
Speed is my passion, and I won’t apologize for it.
The race isn’t over until the checkered flag waves.
Life is like a racetrack; you got to steer it your way.
Sitting on the sidelines? Not my style.
Winning is like a drug, and I’m the dealer.
Keep your friends close and your rivals closer.
There’s no substitute for speed.
Hold on tight; it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Unforgettable Quotes from Talladega Nights – A Celebration of Comedy and NASCAR part 5
Behind every great driver is a great pit crew.
In the world of racing, there’s only one rule: push harder!
With great speed comes great responsibility.
The fast lane is where I belong.
You can’t put a price on a need for speed.
