Faith is a fashion statement, and I always wear the latest trends.
Blessed are the followers, for they never question the leader.
Love thy neighborunless they disagree with my playlist.
A day without judgment is like a day without sunshine.
Forgiveness is easy; I do it on social media all the time.
I walk by faith, but only when it’s convenient.
He who casts the first stone must be on the right side of history.
In my church, selfies are a form of worship.
Righteousness is trending; I’m just here for the likes.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but first, let’s build a following.
Id rather light a candle than curse the darkness, as long as it’s Instagrammable.
Patience is a virtue, but I prefer instant gratification.
I follow Jesus online; does that count?
Charity begins at homeafter I finish my coffee.
Blessed are the hypocrites, for they know how to play the game.
My faith is as strong as my Wi-Fi connection.
Turn the other cheekif it gets enough views.
God helps those who post their blessings.
Prayer works best when hashtagged.
If I claim it, I can name itespecially on social media.
I spread love, but I also hit that unfollow button.
The road to righteousness is paved with nice quotes.
My altar is a like button.
Behind every great follower is an even greater influencer.
The truth shall set you free, but first, lets make it viral.
Preach love, but don’t forget the comments section.
I can do all things through likes that empower me.
Heavens gates have a VIP list; I’m just waiting for my invite.
Faith is a journey, and I prefer to take the express route.
Daily devotionals? More like daily notifications.
Comfort zones are made for those who follow the crowd.
I judge not, lest I be unfollowed.
Worship is a performance, and Im the star of the show.
I believe in miracles, especially when they come with a filter.
I sing hymns while scrolling through my feed.
Choices define my faith; I prefer the trendiest ones.
I am the light of the worldwhen it’s my turn to shine.
Happiness is a choice, and I choose to post about it.
Holiness is subjective; lets keep it ambiguous.
Gods love is unconditional, but my likes are not.
Let your light shine, but only in the right lighting.
I seek the truth, but only in the headlines.
To each their own, as long as it aligns with my world view.
Every scripture needs a good graphic.
Where two or three are gathered, theres bound to be a selfie.
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