Whisking Up Laughter – Hilarious Cooking Quotes to Spice Up Your Kitchen part 1
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen… or just order takeout.
My cooking is so awesome, even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
Too many cooks spoil the broth, but too many snacks make for a happy chef.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
I’m not a chef, I’m a food magician—now you see it, now you don’t!
Eat well, laugh often, and don’t forget to wear an apron!
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!
Cooking is all about balance… between ingredients and taste testing.
Whisking Up Laughter – Hilarious Cooking Quotes to Spice Up Your Kitchen part 2
I don’t always cook, but when I do, I set off the smoke alarm in style.
Why did the chef break up with the tomato? It couldn’t ketchup!
Seize the bacon—it’s the only way to live!
My kitchen motto: If at first you don’t succeed, order a pizza!
Cooking: the only sport where you can wear pajamas and call it a win.
Life is short, lick the spoon.
When nothing goes right, go bake a cake!
I’m on a seafood diet; I see food and I eat it!
Happiness is homemade—unless it involves cleaning up!
There’s no recipe for happiness, but I make a mean chocolate chip cookie!
Whisking Up Laughter – Hilarious Cooking Quotes to Spice Up Your Kitchen part 3
Love is in the air, and it smells like baking bread.
I don’t need therapy; I just need to bake something and eat it all myself!
Some days I’m a chef, and other days I just microwave.
Baking: the art of turning dough into delectable happiness.
Sure, my cooking may be questionable, but my enthusiasm is supreme!
Eat a cupcake, feel fabulous—it’s practically science.
Cooking is like a hug you can eat.
I like to consider my cooking an adventure… a culinary expedition into the unknown.
You can’t make everyone happy—you’re not a pizza!
If we are what we eat, then I’m fast, cheap, and easy!
Whisking Up Laughter – Hilarious Cooking Quotes to Spice Up Your Kitchen part 4
Baking is my happy place—unless the oven’s broken!
Never trust a skinny chef; they must be doing something wrong!
Chocolate is my spirit animal in the kitchen.
Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness—especially if it’s junk food!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
Sometimes I pretend to be a gourmet chef, but really I just burn toast.
As long as you’re laughing, who cares if the souffle flops?
An onion a day keeps everyone away… unless you’re making French onion soup!
The secret ingredient is always cheese!
Whisking Up Laughter – Hilarious Cooking Quotes to Spice Up Your Kitchen part 5
In my kitchen, we’re all just experimenting with flavors…and fire.
The only thing I bake are cakes—in my dreams!
Cooking is like a relationship; it needs love, patience, and a pinch of salt.
Sauteing is just a quick way to make smoke appear!
Let’s taco ‘bout how awesome dinner is going to be!
