I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and a good laugh!
If youre going through hell, keep going, but dont forget to smile!
A joke a day keeps the gloom at bay!
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of humor.
The price of greatness is responsibility… and a solid punchline.
Never let a good crisis go to waste; it’s an excellent setup for a joke.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; humor is what it takes to sit down and laugh.
History will be kind to me for I intend to tell all the funny stories.
You cannot tell a joke without a punch; lets aim for greatness!
If were going to be in trouble, lets at least make it entertaining.
A joke is a very serious thing when it comes from a leader.
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by laughing.
Words are the voice of the heart and the source of endless chuckles.
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in laughing at our failures.
When youre in a pit, make it your best stage for humor.
The only thing we have to fear is a lack of wit!
Life is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel so lets stick to comedy!
As long as you can laugh at yourself, you’re doing fine.
War is a game played with a smile and occasionally, an outrageous joke.
Im an optimist. It doesnt seem too much use being anything else unless it’s a comedian.
Make humor your weapon of choice; it disarms even the fiercest critics.
A good leader can make you laugh so hard, you forget youre being led.
Its not enough to have lived. We should be laughing at the absurdity of it all!
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to laugh at your own changes.
A witty leader is a happy leadersmiles make the world go round!
In the end, it’s not about the speeches; its about the punchlines.
Let us go forward together with our march of humor!
There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with a dash of laughter.
If were going to take time to be serious, lets balance it with a good joke.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces for humor.
Success consists of going from one joke to another without losing enthusiasm.
A witty remark can change the course of historyjust ask the punchliner!
You cant be a true leader without a sense of humor; its the secret weapon!
A happy soldier is a soldier in a good moodpreferably with a good joke!
I never met a problem I couldn’t laugh at!
If youre going to be a bear, be a grizzly; if you’re going to be a leader, be a jester!
The greatest lesson in humor is to take the absurd seriously!
What doesnt kill you can often leave you with a side-splitting story.
You cant expect to lead without first learning to laugh.
The road to victory is paved with well-placed jokes.
For every cloud, there’s a silver lining and a comedian waiting to find it!
I dont mind if you think Im funny; I just hope you think Im leading!
The greatest allies in war? Wit and wisdompreferably with a splash of humor.
In joking, we find the true measure of our hearts.
When cowards flinch, a leader finds the punchline.
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